THIS IS FOR YOU SAMY VELL
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake. "What did you do?" asks the doctor. I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
'SEMI VALUE'
Born ini June 20, 1936 and known among his enemies as 'Semi Value', he has held the position since 1979. He was first appointed to the Malaysian cabinet in 1979, as the Government and Housing Minister. He then went on to serve until 1989, as the Works Minister. From 1989 to 1995, he became Malaysia's Minister for Energy, Telecommunication and Post. In 1995, he returned to the Works Ministry. 2008 lost his parliamentary seat.
He is the second longest serving minister in the country after Datuk Seri Rafidah Aziz.
Controversies surrounding Samy Vellu
* Is alleged to have been involved in several money scandals and work defects in several prominent construction projects in Malaysia, which included the discovery of fungus growing in the air-conditioning system of the operating theatre in the Sultan Ismail Hospital in Johor Bahru as well as long closure cracks on MRR2, an overpass highway in Ampang.
* Is often accused of sucking up shares of many of Malaysia's companies. And the MAIKA Telecom Share Scandal continues to haunt him.
* Some believe that Samy Vellu had sold the Indian-Malaysian community off in order to save himself from the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Agency. They allege that he did not do enough or protested loud enough when the Indian-Malaysian situation worsened, or when the Malaysian government dissolved the South Indian Labour Fund. Currently, he has committed his energy to building the Asian Institute of Medicine, Science and Technology (AIMST). However, AIMST, built with donations collected from the Indian-Malaysian community, too, is riddled in controversy, as its shares are owned by Samy Vellu's associates, Tan Sri K. Ambikaipakan and Datuk Dr. T. Marimuthu.
* Is also often criticised for his leadership style. As one critic put it, "He (Samy Vellu) is very much in control of the party (MIC), and the party's run almost [as a] feudal organisation where almost all decisions are made by the President himself."
* There have also been allegations that Samy Vellu uses thugs to intimidate his political opponents, and that he uses phantom voters to win elections both at the party and the parliamentary levels.
* Latest Scandal - April 2007 - The burst of Pipes in PutraJaya Immigration office. This recent event has the water bursting out from the 7th floor of the immigration office building and leaking to the floors below.
* His daughter-in-law, Shaila Nair, 32, is a singer who has recently attracted negative publicity as a result of a lewd reality clip. (see accompanying report) Malaysian singer snared in Net sex video Contributed by Anonymous on Friday, February 02 @ 11:38:23 CST Leong Wee Keat weekeat@mediacorp.com.sg. She is a familiar face on Tamil television shows here. But of late, Malaysian singer Shaila Nair has become the star in a too-revealing reality show.Being circulated via the Internet and mobile phones is a three-minute video in which Ms Nair, 32, is seen engaging in sexual acts with an unknown man.Ms Nair's face can be seen in close-up shots, but the man's face only appears as an unclear image in one scene on the poor-resolution clip.The video generated the inevitable shocked reactions and rumours.
ANOTHER ONE FOR SAMY VELLU
Samy Vellu and her driver were cruising along a Sungai Siput country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed. Samy Vellu told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened?" asked Samy Vellu.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters were so happy they kept kissing me!"
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Samy Vellu.
The driver replied: "I'm Samy Vellu's driver, and I just killed the old cow."
REMINDER:
Any constructive criticism and comment that would contribute to fair, frank and informed discussion on this posting to help achieve our national objective will be most appreciated. We need to have more open exchange of ideas on this sensitive but important subject in the context of the national vision and security.
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake. "What did you do?" asks the doctor. I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
'SEMI VALUE'
Born ini June 20, 1936 and known among his enemies as 'Semi Value', he has held the position since 1979. He was first appointed to the Malaysian cabinet in 1979, as the Government and Housing Minister. He then went on to serve until 1989, as the Works Minister. From 1989 to 1995, he became Malaysia's Minister for Energy, Telecommunication and Post. In 1995, he returned to the Works Ministry. 2008 lost his parliamentary seat.
He is the second longest serving minister in the country after Datuk Seri Rafidah Aziz.
Controversies surrounding Samy Vellu
* Is alleged to have been involved in several money scandals and work defects in several prominent construction projects in Malaysia, which included the discovery of fungus growing in the air-conditioning system of the operating theatre in the Sultan Ismail Hospital in Johor Bahru as well as long closure cracks on MRR2, an overpass highway in Ampang.
* Is often accused of sucking up shares of many of Malaysia's companies. And the MAIKA Telecom Share Scandal continues to haunt him.
* Some believe that Samy Vellu had sold the Indian-Malaysian community off in order to save himself from the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Agency. They allege that he did not do enough or protested loud enough when the Indian-Malaysian situation worsened, or when the Malaysian government dissolved the South Indian Labour Fund. Currently, he has committed his energy to building the Asian Institute of Medicine, Science and Technology (AIMST). However, AIMST, built with donations collected from the Indian-Malaysian community, too, is riddled in controversy, as its shares are owned by Samy Vellu's associates, Tan Sri K. Ambikaipakan and Datuk Dr. T. Marimuthu.
* Is also often criticised for his leadership style. As one critic put it, "He (Samy Vellu) is very much in control of the party (MIC), and the party's run almost [as a] feudal organisation where almost all decisions are made by the President himself."
* There have also been allegations that Samy Vellu uses thugs to intimidate his political opponents, and that he uses phantom voters to win elections both at the party and the parliamentary levels.
* Latest Scandal - April 2007 - The burst of Pipes in PutraJaya Immigration office. This recent event has the water bursting out from the 7th floor of the immigration office building and leaking to the floors below.
* His daughter-in-law, Shaila Nair, 32, is a singer who has recently attracted negative publicity as a result of a lewd reality clip. (see accompanying report) Malaysian singer snared in Net sex video Contributed by Anonymous on Friday, February 02 @ 11:38:23 CST Leong Wee Keat weekeat@mediacorp.com.sg. She is a familiar face on Tamil television shows here. But of late, Malaysian singer Shaila Nair has become the star in a too-revealing reality show.Being circulated via the Internet and mobile phones is a three-minute video in which Ms Nair, 32, is seen engaging in sexual acts with an unknown man.Ms Nair's face can be seen in close-up shots, but the man's face only appears as an unclear image in one scene on the poor-resolution clip.The video generated the inevitable shocked reactions and rumours.
ANOTHER ONE FOR SAMY VELLU
Samy Vellu and her driver were cruising along a Sungai Siput country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed. Samy Vellu told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened?" asked Samy Vellu.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters were so happy they kept kissing me!"
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Samy Vellu.
The driver replied: "I'm Samy Vellu's driver, and I just killed the old cow."
REMINDER:
Any constructive criticism and comment that would contribute to fair, frank and informed discussion on this posting to help achieve our national objective will be most appreciated. We need to have more open exchange of ideas on this sensitive but important subject in the context of the national vision and security.
3 comments:
byk jasanya pd lebuhraya negara tercinta..
hahaha....
pecah perut aku.
mane dpt cite ni?
-mr manson-
me mansor...
cite nie dah lama. dapat dari seorang kawan. di olah semula.
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